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Snow bunnying and job hunting

4 Apr

It’s been a while since I last posted – the neverending winter keeps dragging me down and as a solar powered creature I find it harder and harder to even get out of bed. It first started to snow in October, half a year of soul-sucking, mind-numbing, thigh-flabbying winter. I feel robbed – the spring should be here for almost two weeks, I should  be wearing leather jackets and sneakers… but the sunny days were devoured by the icy cold. As if Polish spring and summer weren’t already waaay too short.

Some individuals seem to enjoy the weather though.

Mmmmmph...

Snow? Gooood. Freezing cold? Gooood. What’s not to like?

I must admit that on the first day of Easter, when the ridiculously long blizzard covered the city with a thick layer of fresh, white snow even I found it charming. My fiance took me to the cinema in the evening (my deepest appologies to all the cinema workers who had to stay at work on Easter till midnight for our late night screening of Oz the Great and Powerful) and as we struggled through the empty parking lot, knee-deep in snow, suddenly we felt fifteen years younger.

Jingle bells, jingle bells...

We were the pioneers of snow easter-bunnying and snowbatmanning.

Two days later Easter has ended, our snow bunny got ruined by some people who apparently hate fun and everyone went back to work.

Everyone but me. I’ve been browsing through job offers and sending  applications for over 2 months now and I even got some replies, been to tests, interviews, I’m still waiting for the outcome. I understand the need to process the data of hundreds or even thousands of applicants, but what happened to the good old fashioned two-stage recruitment process? You send your resume, you get invited to the interview, maybe go through some tests and done – they know whether they like you or not. Two or three weeks and you’re either employed or start applying elsewhere.

Well, apparently not anymore. The HR ‘science’ got so advanced that the recruitment process takes at least 3 months nowadays. Today if you want to get an internship you start with sending an online application – but only if you already have some previous experience, otherwise don’t even bother. Then you take an online test. You get invited to a regular test. You go through an assessment centre, and then, if you’re lucky, you may be invited to three interviews. The recruitments starts in March and – if you’re a lucky winner – you start working in September (true story! I’m not exaggerating).

For those who would like to make it all easier there are contests – business simulations, case studies, etc. Just three or four stages later you may get to the final and if you’re lucky, determined, thick skinned and demonstrate the exact right ammount of leadership skills you may win the right to work 60 hours a week for a corporation!

But don’t think that entering the contest is so easy. There’s a limited number of places and only the best candidates will be allowed to enter so you better prepare your resume right. I’ve recently come across a job offer for a summer internship for of the biggest FMCG brands, with the usual five or six-step recruitment process. To make it all easier and find the most determined candidates they offered a case-study workshop/contest, in which the lucky winner would get straight to the internship, without going through all the ridiculously long stages. Sadly, only 24 people will be chosen to take part in the workshop, so – to make things easier, the company organized another case study contest in which you could win the right to take part in a case study contest in which you can win an internship.

Wat?!

Getting a job is no longer a regular step in your life, it’s a competition. If you want a job you must hunt it down, rip its throat and drink its blood until it pours out of your mouth and drips on your perfectly ironed shirt. Your qualifications, grades, multiple diplomas and courses, computer, interpresonal or language skills are insignificant next to the power of the assesment centre. You can’t build a 2,5 meter tower from pasta? You won’t make a good marketing intern. You  can’t do a one hand stand while pouring coffee and making photocopies with your feet? Nope, there’s no place for you in consulting.

The recruitment process is half a year taken from your life and the worst part is that in many cases you won’t know if it’s worth it untill the last interview where you will finally get to discuss your salary expectations (don’t you dare asking about it earlier, you don’t want the recruiters to think that you only work for money! No good worker thinks about money when getting a job!).

A time well wasted.

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Just a smile for today

15 Feb

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A tour guide dog

15 Feb

First of all I would like to thank the lovely Apprentice, Never Master for awarding me with the Liebster Award. I’m flattered and it’s a great encouragement for me, given that I’m just starting here. I’m looking forward to filling the questionaire but – since I’m quite new to the whole blogging business, I decided to take some time to get a grasp as to what I’m doing here and whose blogs I really enjoy.

And now – the post.

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“Go ahead, I’m already bored”

Being a dog owner has many advantages. Having a dog will lower your blood pressure (unless you find them gnawing on your favourite pair of loafers or eating the whole bunch of hot dogs straight from the grill), they force you to maintain your daily excercise routine (getting up at 7AM on a cold, dark, snowy Sunday to go on a walk is truly a blessing), they keep you safe (only valid if you don’t own a Golden Retriever, a Golden Retriever would sell your ass to a random stranger for some belly rubs and an “awww, who’s a pwetty doggy?!”). But there’s one thing about it that often gets overlooked.

Having to take a dog for a walk makes you visit places you would have absolutely no business visiting otherwise, because “hey! we have to go there! I can smell half a broken plate burrowed in the ground 3 blocks away, I absolutely have to find it!” (true story).

Why would anybody throw out a perfectly good stick?

“Oh what’s that? It looks good… smells good… hey, it’s a tree!, I found a tree!”

If you have a dog you will also find yourself talking to seemingly random people whom you’d never meet if it wasn’t for your dog’s ability to look like a happy, smiling pile of fluff (or, in some cases, if he didn’t just happily jump on them and tackled them to the ground leaving you with an angry passer-by and a huge dry cleaning bill). There are not many things in life that will make you go outside three or four times a day and explore the neighbourhood and let’s be honest – as much as we may love going out and see things, we love staying in our Internet-connected caves even more.

So what can you find when strolling around with your four-pawed friend? Well.. sometimes it’s just an update on what’s been going on in the past few days, like fallen trees or giant puddles on the lawn after a particulary bad storm.

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“It was like that when I got here, I swear!”

Other times it’s just a dead rat. Or a half eaten sparrow. Not a neat sight, but if you embrace the circle of life you may find it interesting. But there are so many other things – old buildings covered in ivy, hidden somewhere in the back alley completely out of place. An old shop. A cozy little cafe or a new pizza place. An ugly building transformed to look like an old ship (I’m absolutely serious, I found one by accident). You may also encounter some rather interesting individuals – painters, novice jugglers, bartenders practising with bottles. Or an old, scared, lonely woman who just needs to tell you her story. Or if you’re really… lucky, like I once happened to be – a strangely dressed man trying to hypnotize you with his gold ruby ring so that you loosen your dogs collar (it wasn’t to tight, rest assured).

I must admit that my sister happens to live in one of the more interesting parts of Warsaw, with  beautiful old buildings (not a lot of those survived the WW2), dozens of embassies, a few parks in a few minutes walk, hundreds of shops – modern ones as well as old fashioned workshops and so on – so our little trips are particulary interesting. Not everyone gets to walk their dog next to a 200 year old mansion (currently a seat of the Warsaw Music Society)

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“Mansion? What mansion?”

or an allegedly haunted house.

I can tell that Sancho loves these trips even more than he loves his regular visits to the park – he gets super excited every time we take an unusual turn, his tail wagging, his nose wiggling, his ears pricked up. So many new places to sniff! New people, sometimes even new dogs! I guess we’re just both exploring, him – with his nose close to the ground, me – with my eyes on the buildings and signboards.

So if you’re new to a neighbourhood or you feel like you don’t know yours well enough – get a dog. Let him/her take you for a walk. Wander around, visit the little alleys (don’t do that at night, especially not with a Golden Retriever), take little peeks at random backyards. You will be amazed how many new and unexpected things you may see.

And with that thought it’s time to say good night. Or have a good day/afternoon/evening (choose one).

“Exploring? More like snoring!”

25 Jan

This might be the cutest thing I’ve seen this week!

PS. Please excuse my rather concise posts, I’m trying to get my thesis done. I’ll be back with my low-quality golden retriever photos and silly thoughts soon, I promise!

A dog owner’s life

20 Jan

Being on a short deadline with my B.S. thesis (B.S. here being an acronyme for both bulls*it and Bachelor of Science) I decided to use my time wisely and start a blog. So I grabbed a glass of chocolate milk, found a quiet, comfy spot in the kitchen and started writing… I wish. The milk is long gone – it took me almost an hour to find a blog name that wasn’t already taken. Seriously, people who hog blog names and never post a thing should burn in hell. “Hello, welcome to heaven-dot-com, please register to enter. Sorry, this username is already taken!”. I’m already imagining the ghost town that the Internet will become in 30 years, when there will be no more usernames or addresses left.

I came here with a concept, some thoughts in my head that I wanted to get out (mostly silly ones, I’m a silly person) and some cute but horrible-quality photos of my Golden Retriever, to make the reading less insufferable. I’d offer you cats as “CATS ARE NICE” (copyright belongs to certain Mr. Death, created by Sir Terry Pratchett) but I don’t have any. You’ll have to do with the dog.

Anyway, the moment is gone – I’m not sure if what I’m going to write will be any good, so let me apologize in advance – I’m sorry if I wasted your time. Here, have a dog photo to make your day better.

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Did I mention the terrible quality?

What I wanted to write about is actually dog related. I love dogs, I always had a dog and I accept my dogs with whatever flaws they have. But I noticed there are many people who are completely unaware of the fact that if you have a dog – especially a big one – the dog becomes a huge part of your life. It’s not just the walks. It’s not just the expenses.

When you adopt or buy a dog, you adopt dog hair all over your clothes. You adopt the cold nose suddenly touching your leg in the middle of the night. You adopt the seemingly pointless barking, the smelly dog-kibble breath and the affectionate, smiling snout slobbering all over your keyboard.

Hi there! Whatcha doin’?

But wait, there’s more! In a package with a dog comes also the dog smell all over your house. Contrary to common belief dogs don’t smell bad. It’s just a smell that you have to grow up with to be able to accept it. Dogs don’t stink (except when they do… occassionaly. It’s their festive smell, every dog has his/her own favorite – “l’eau de dead rat” or “parfume du horse waste” are the most popular choices). It’s just how they smell. Did your dog ever gave you hard time about how you smell? No? That’s because he loves you and accepts you for who you are – so don’t be a dick and go give him a treat.

Among many other benefits you get with your dog are (depending on the model) your favorite flip flops being chewed on, your dirty laundry being stolen (and chewed on), your food being licked, your pants being drooled on and – if you’re very lenient – you, getting pushed out of your bed in the middle of the night because you didn’t leave enough space for him to stretch his paws.

Kind of like this, but the paws go into your face.

And if you’re anything like me – you’ll love it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you shouldn’t try to correct these behaviors if they annoy you. There are many great methods to teach your dog to behave (and if you choose well he will have the time of his life while learning!) and by all means, you should use them. And there are some behaviors that are absolutely unacceptable, like unjustified aggressiveness.

But if nothing works – and sometimes it just doesn’t – there’s just one thing to do. Accept it. Learn to love your dog for who he/she is. My dog is far from perfectly trained, which is mostly our – me and my sister’s – fault. And sometimes he drives us to insanity with his barking, nagging and drooling. But at the end of the day we sit down, drink wine, share the “you won’t believe what the dog did today!” stories and think that it’s kind of cool to have a dog with a rock star personality.

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